Neil & Jay, Creatives
4:27hrs: BANG BANG BANG. Jamal from Addison Lee is early.
5:12hrs: Jamal wakes me up again. We're at Gatwick.
8.48hrs: Land in Oslo. It looks cold outside. I ask Jay if he's brought a jacket. He shakes his head and casually replies….
"It won’t be that cold"
9:25hrs: Shivering at a taxi rank, we wonder how long it has been snowing for in Oslo. It's -12 and 3ft deep in snow. Perhaps we didn’t appreciate how close Scandinavia is to the Arctic.
10:00hrs: Meet the guys from McCann Oslo. The egg-shaped office they work in is very impressive. And warm. They are working on a global brief for StatOil and want another pair of eyes that aren't Norwegian. We talk through some ideas. Everyone here speaks much better English than we do.
12:30pm: Lunch.
13:00hrs: We split into teams and start drawing up ideas. Everyone seems to be chewing furiously on some kind of seal blubber/tobacco.
15:30hrs: Final presentation. Our work seems to cause a heated debate, in Norwegian, between some senior planners. Maybe it was our drawing skills.
16:30hrs: The meeting is drawn to a close. Our Norwegian friends suggest we try a sushi restaurant on the other side of town. It’s already dark outside and the snow is still falling.
18:00hrs: After walking around Oslo for an hour, we finally find the sushi restaurant. We order some Cosmopolitans. Everyone in the place instantly takes us as a gay couple.
21:20hrs: Our waiter recommends another bar across town so we brave the blizzard and make our way over there. It's a sports bar surrounded by drunken Liverpool fans. Not ideal.
21:30hrs: TGI Friday's Oslo isn’t too dissimilar to the TGI Friday's in Covent Garden: lots of American tourists drinking whiskey and exchanging business cards. We stay there until last orders and argue about who had the best Vikings.
02:13hrs: Erik, the pianist is thrilled that we have bought him an entire bucket of red roses. So much so, he dedicates a song to us: Lady in Red by Chris De Burgh. We ask him if he does agency parties.
04:43hrs: Last orders. Erik accepts a sambuca with open, Viking-like arms and we salute his talent. Jay eats the head off a rose.
06:50hrs: Snooze button.
07:00hrs: Snooze button.
07:10hrs: Snooze button.
07:20hrs: Off button.
08:45hrs: The creative P.A doesn't sound too impressed with us. The flight we missed has been booked on non-refundable tickets and the next flight to London doesn't leave til 3pm.
09:10hrs: Our Creative Directors phone us.
09:11hrs: Our Creative Directors hang up.
18:30hrs: Back in the London office, we reminisce about Oslo. We'd love to go back there again. And if we do, we'll definitely take a jacket.