14 November 2012 08:55 AM

Victory! CareerPlayer wins Best Employment Advice Website at the NORAS

Well, we did it again!

Here's Adam and Rob collecting the award in London last week and doing the obligatory 'Hey, we won!' pose

We won the award for Best Employment Advice Website at the National Online Recruitment Awards (NORAs) for the 4th year running, because we're just that great.
Modest too. How do we do it?
We were pretty chuffed to win again - considering we were up against Monster, the Government jobs website, Jobsite and Guardian Careers. There were 164,000 nominations for 583 separate recruitment websites - yes, you read that right. We may be small but we're scrappy!

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06 September 2012 03:44 PM

The Survival Guide to Freshers Week: Practical and not-so-practical tips

Ah, Fresher's Week...if we could sum it up in two words they would be 'chatting' and 'queues'. You will spend the entire week non-stop gabbing away to all your new housemates, coursemates, randoms you pick up on nights out, and people waiting to register for their student cards. Which brings us neatly onto queues - you will queue for the aforementioned student card, NUS card, medical registration, library registration, etc. Not the most fun in the world when you've got a crashing hangover from one Sambuca too many the night before, but it's actually not a bad way to meet new people, which is the main point of Fresher's Week. After all, you'll be doing too much of this in subsequent uni years, so have fun and socialise while you can!

Practical stuff:

- Before you even think about cracking open that bottle of Malibu, make sure you register for the essential things that will keep you alive - doctor, dentist, student discount card, passport photos, library card, internet passwords, TV license, council tax exemption certificate.

- Store some local taxi numbers and the postcode of your halls of residence in your phone to avoid getting lost - nothing worse than realising you're stuck in a strange town at 3am!

- It goes without saying, really, but don't do anything stupid. 'Stupid' covers walking home alone at night, unprotected fumblings, accepting drinks from strangers, and anything else that would reasonably warrant a slap round the head from your mum.

Now, down to business:


- DON'T sit in your room and feel homesick. Contrary to popular belief, Freshers' Week isn't all about drinking - it's also about meeting people. Even if you're not the loud partying type, make sure you get out there and at least chat to your fellow quiet types - it's likely they'll be thrilled that someone has broken the ice, so don't be scared to strike up conversations. Feeling too shy to know where to begin? This video has some great tips for the nervous...

- Make sure you join at least one society. Societies can be a great way to meet like-minded nerds people with similar interests, so dive in. But don't spend crazy amounts of cash on signing up in your first week - many societies will let you come along to a few meetings first to get a taste for the action.

- Be open minded. One of the best things about university is the chance to make friends with people who are absolutely nothing like you in tastes, background, education or nationality. Don't automatically assume that you won't get on with the loud blonde girl with the double-barrelled name, the Morrissey lookalike with the hipster specs or the shy Japanese engineering student. Some of the greatest university friendships come from the most unlikely places, so expand your mind and give everyone a chance!

- Bring something to share with your new housemates on the first day. Everyone brings cakes or biscuits, so try something a bit off the wall - how about a football, party poppers, bubbles or a frisbee? It doesn't really matter what you go for - the point is to break the ice.

- Make sure you eat something involving fruit or vegetables to stave off the dreaded Fresher's Flu. At least once during the week.

- Make sure you register for all your classes on time - you don't want to start week two and be met with blank looks from your lecturers! 

- Most importantly, have fun!

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03 September 2012 09:50 AM

Behind the scenes...

It's been a busy few weeks at CareerPlayer Towers. Our Sales Team visited possibly the best office reception in the world at Volkswagen - sadly they didn't throw in a free VW campervan!

And no, we don't know why Tom looks so shifty either...maybe he was planning to drive off in one?



We also went to film on location at the Chartered Insurance Institute - think Hogwarts but a teensy bit posher. They had a throne, Ladies and Gentlemen. A THRONE.

Which Rob enjoyed perhaps a little too much. He is one cat away from being a Bond villan...

 


31 August 2012 12:13 PM

Summer in the office: A slight pest control issue

We have a slight fly problem in the kitchen, thanks to someone else in our building leaving banana skins lying around. To say this has brought out the team's hunting instincts would be an understatement...

Sadly, our flies seem to be immune to fly papers, and fly spray seems to make them even more excitable, if anything. Sigh.   

Not that that has stopped Rob from doing his best to blast them out of the sky. Just look at that concentration and focus!



He waits. That's what he does.

13 August 2012 12:09 PM

How to write a 3,000 word college essay in 24 hours

Right. First things first, we do not recommend this as a regular strategy. Don't sue us.

We've all been there, usually for one of the following two reasons:

Scenario A - Your essay has been eaten by your USB stick/laptop/dog/flatmate
Scenario B - It's the night before hand-in and so far your essay exists only as a scribbled reminder on a post-it note

Yeah, we know - it's scenario B, isn't it? You're not fooling anyone. It's OK, we're all friends here.

First it's time for some positive thinking. Take a deep breath. Believe that it can be done. Take another deep breath. Imagine you're in The West Wing or, more aptly, 24. If Jack Bauer can save democracy in 24 hours, you can write an essay in that time, so stop whining!

Step one:
First things first, you're going to need enough caffeine to keep a small herd of elephants awake. Now is the time to stock up on your caffeinated beverage of preference. We recommend the diet versions, unless you want to emerge with an essay and a half-stone weight gain. Some other things you might need include: easy-to-eat, reasonably nutritious snack foods (bananas and cereal bars = good; family-size bars of Galaxy = not so good); lots of water; all your notes on the topic (you do not want to be hunting for that elusive-but-vital-to-your-entire-argument quote at 3am).

Step two:
Open your laptop and write down everything that springs to mind when you look at the essay title - it doesn't matter how inane your ramblings are at this stage, it's just a way of breaking through the panic. Rejoice in the fact that you now have 600 words or so of what journalists would call 'content'. Have some more caffeine.

Step three:
Utilise the power of the JStor abstract. Countless degrees have been built on this wonderful, wonderful gift to humanity from the benevolent online journal powers-that-be. Type obscure things like '15th-century gender studies' or 'history of macroeconomics' into this goldmine of abbreviated quotability and hey presto, you have the makings of a proper academic essay. Do your references and bibliography as you go along, unless you have a particularly masochistic streak. Under no circumstances should you attempt actual research - as in, visiting the library, making notes, actually taking things in. That has its place - this is not it. Desperate times and all that...

Step four:
Smoosh the results of steps two and three together until they resemble something approaching a logical argument. By this time it's probably around 4am, you are likely to be quite hyper from all the caffeine and your judgment may become impaired. Resist the temptation to add jokes, personal anecdotes and acrostic poems into your essay. Try also not to insert smiley faces, doodles, or impassioned pleas to the lecturer at this stage in the process.

Step five:
Go to bed and take a nap. Or at least do something else for an hour or so. Yes, really.

Step six:
As dawn approaches, re-read your essay with fresh eyes now that the caffeine buzz has begun to wear off. Greet your flatmates as they return from a night out. Bribe them into proofreading your essay.

Step seven:
Spellcheck, sense check, etc. You know the drill. Now get printing!

Step eight:
Hand in essay.

Step nine:
Feel elated. Then feel sleepy. Resolve to never, ever do this to yourself ever again.

Step ten:
Collapse into bed. You did it!

 


30 May 2012 10:16 AM

70 things to do before you leave university (as well as research your career!)

Yes, we’re all about getting ahead on your graduate career research, but don’t ever let that stand in the way of making the most of all the other things on offer at university. It’s all about balance – any good employer will want to work with someone who’s had some fun and learnt something about who they are, as well as aced their exams and researched their career. Let’s face it, when else in your life are you going to have chance to devote your time to sleeping at strange hours, researching a subject you love just for the sake of it, joining obscure societies, organising charity events, surviving on cheap cider and whatever’s left in the fridge, and having house parties on a Wednesday night?

At CP Towers we’re all well into our old age - well, early twenties to early thirties; trust us, it feels old when you work with students for a living – and so we’re more than a little envious of all you carefree youngsters out there. So we decided to pass on our collective wisdom! Here’s our complete guide to the things you must, must do before you leave uni - and yes, we’ve either done them, or know someone who has, so get cracking…

1.  Get a degree! (this one is pretty important…)

2.  Wear the silly gown and hat and cringe while your parents hug you.

3. Feed the campus wildlife. Bonus points if you can befriend a specific duck/squirrel/rabbit.

4. Fall asleep in a lecture.

6. 'Borrow' a traffic cone, shopping trolley, or life-sized cardboard cut-out.

7. Make friends with the freshers and enjoy a brief moment of being revered for your wisdom and life experience.

8. Hand in an essay early. Feel smug.

9. Hand in an essay with seconds to spare. Sweat blood, curse printer. Swear you will never, ever do it again. Repeat at least once a semester.

10. Climb on the roof of your halls, preferably while wearing a superhero outfit.

11. Read Ulysses. Cos it’s what students do, innit?

12. Or, pretend you’ve read Ulysses and nod sagely whenever it comes up in conversation.

13. Make friends with the porters and the cleaners – make no mistake, they rule all!

14. Make friends with a lecturer. They know all the good pubs!

15. Go on a date with a lecturer (not one teaching your course, or they’ll get fired!)

16. Aggressively shush noisy first years in the library.

17. Have a frisky romantic interlude in the chemistry section of the library– no one ever goes there to do anything else, trust us!

18. Realise that you actually love researching your dissertation, and bask in the nerdy glow.

19. Negotiate with a librarian over an overdue book as if they’ve breached your human rights.

20. Form an unusual society.

21. Walk on grass that you’re not supposed to walk on.

22. Sit in on a lecture that’s completely out of your field, in the front row. Take copious notes.

23. Play ‘Human Buckaroo’ and see how many household objects – books, shoes, cuddly toys, cushions - you can pile onto a sleeping flatmate.

24. Turn up to a 9am seminar still drunk from the night before. Proceed to engage everyone in a spirited discussion despite the fact that you haven’t even glanced at the reading material.

25. Turn up at a 9am seminar still in fancy dress from the night before. Proceed as above. Except this time, do it in character.

26. Organise a flashmob. Water fight, bursting into song, dancing – you name it.

27. Do something really, really silly for charity.

28. Crash a campus event. The more formal, the better!

29. Attempt to blag your way into a club or a gig using a highly implausible sob-story.

30. Go for a hike in the countryside with a big group of friends. Take Pimms and sandwiches.

31. Go to a gig or a club night that you’d never normally choose, with an open mind, and boogie!

32. Participate in impassioned late-night alcohol-fuelled discussions about politics, life and the universe.

33. Take part in a student theatre production. Bonus points if it’s Gilbert & Sullivan.

34. Play a game of tag across the entire campus. Preferably in the dark.

35. Watch Withnail and I, and feel uncomfortably like you’re watching a documentary.

36. Get thrown out of a campus event. Preferably for something harmless yet outrageous, like building a human pyramid on the dance floor or attempting to kiss the bouncer.

37. Run for student office – or failing that, at least remember to vote!

38. Become on first-name terms with your local takeaway delivery driver.

39. Go out stone-cold sober – yes, really!

40. Swim in a fountain, river or other inappropriate body of water.

41. Set two friends up on a date…

42. …then watch it implode spectacularly

43. ...or realise that you’ll end up going to their wedding in a few years’ time

44. Invite your lecturer for a drink with your seminar group.

45. Hug your dissertation supervisor and give them a bunch of flowers. Thank them profusely for their saint-like patience in reading and re-reading all 10,000 words of your inane ramblings.

46. Go to a foam party. Preferably in a gay club. While wearing at least one item of neon or spandex clothing.

47. Realise that never again will you be able to devote this much time to pre-war French poetry, the Stanford Prison experiment, or dark matter. Enjoy it while it lasts!

48. Present a show on university radio.

49. Make punch using every form of alcohol you have in your flat. Preferably in a bucket, bathtub or other non-beverage-designated container.

50. Dress up as member of the opposite sex.

51. Host a house party.

52. Write for the student newspaper.

53. Do something outrageous that gets you written up in the student newspaper.

54. Take part in a protest.

57. Host a study group at exam time. See how many people you can fit in your room at once.

58. Instigate a standing ovation in a lecture – for maximum effect, this should be a lecture on something decidedly uninspiring, like study skills or business accounting.

62. Form a band, then grab all the other bands on campus and hold a mini-music festival.

63. Perfect the art of the toasted sandwich.

64.  Do all the touristy things in town – ghost tour, sightseeing bus, zoo, museums…

65. Kiss someone of a gender you wouldn’t normally go for.

66. Play a ridiculously elaborate prank on someone. Going into their room and turning everything upside down – from the bed and desk to the posters on their walls – always works a treat.

67. Go to a pub quiz. Participate with enthusiasm. Lose spectacularly.

68. Hold a Christmas dinner for everyone in halls just before you all head home for the holidays.

69. Organise a road trip during the summer break. Get a flat tire. Bicker endlessly with your travelling companions. Sleep in a tent. Then do it all again next year!

70. Finally, have fun and create some amazing memories. Yes, you need to think about the future, but not to the point where you get stressed about it! To make researching your career easy, visit www.careerplayer.com and get the inside scoop on how to choose your career.

 


18 April 2012 05:24 PM

It's a boy!

Just in time to redress the gender balance in the office after last week's events, Tom joined the team at CareerPlayer on Monday and has already been forced to do the tea and coffee round twice - best to get him used to it early, we say. It's kinder in the long run! He's going to be bringing his expert sales technique to CareerPlayer Towers, so, without further ado, here's Tom, ladies and gents!:

"The CareerPlayer family have welcomed me as their younger brother. I graduated from Bournemouth Uni last year in Leisure Marketing and moved west to quench my thirst for cider. When I’m not working you will either find me producing music, playing darts with my recently established darts team 'Chairmen Of The Board' or planning a music festival. I will be teaming up with Adam to make sure the sales go through the roof and the great testimonials keep rolling in! Lights, camera and action!" 

Tom enjoys blending in with the local culture whilst travelling abroad, as can be seen below: 


18 May 2010 11:41 AM

Office Romance - a perk of work or your worst nightmare!

As the saying goes, you spend half your life at work so you better be doing something you like. But with working hours getting longer and longer employees are increasingly eyeing each other up for a boost to their job satisfaction!

So, can it ever work...the office romance. Or is it just a gamble. A risk not worth taking. A fast track to your P45? We couldn't decide so we packed the camera and put it to a public vote...

 

UPDATE: Good spot from @GarethGeorge - look out for the new Dr Who half way through...

12 February 2010 01:36 PM

Bag your Dream Career...

What do you do when you're feeling workshy and fancy a diversion from the to-do list?

Well, not so long ago we decided to shun a day in the office in favour of a morning coffee. This lead to a cheeky little brainstorm for video ideas, which lead to thinking about Valentine's day, which lead to coming-up with an idea, which lead to grabbing people from the street, dragging them into a room and filming this little promo!

Was great fun. We did the whole thing in a day and below is the result... 

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